APOLOGY TO MY HUSBAND – Belated

In light of the anniversary of my late husband, Julius’,  death, I decided it was time for an apology. Turns out he was “right” about everything.

You were right, you know, Julie -

when you told me.

the bill goes down when you turn off lights

the interest on Visa is exhorbitant

Neiman Marcus expects to be paid

you don’t buy stocks from psychic feelings

going away doesn’t solve anything

those people are a waste of time

outside faucets need draining

dead flowers need plucking

the kid next door pushes drugs

the staff in my office are all hypochondriacs

jogging is for 20 year olds

love in the mouth doesn’t count

you don’t spend capital

furnaces need service

registering checks prevents overdrafts

family is everything

I’d better grow up

I was lucky to have you

and you didn’t ask for much around here.

You were right

when you said

I’d appreciate you better

after you had gone.

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